" care package "

 [ "care package" ]

1: When you're in prison and you receive a package from home it's called a care package.

  * e.g.,  ... I just got a care package from my baby momma. 

 [ "Care Packaging" ]

1: When noobs playing Call of Duty (Modern Warfare 2) set up a bitch class with lightweight, marathon and comando pro then pull out a care package but don't throw it, they sprint around at x2 faster speeds knifing everyone with their tac knife.

  * e.g.,  ... This fucking noob won't stop care packaging.. BACKOUT 

 [ "The Care Package" ]

1: The Care Package is the act of Shitting, Pissing, and Cumming in one sitting.

  * e.g.,  ... tell me what’s the best thing that’s happened to you today? Well i just called in The Care Package. 

 [ "Care Package" ]

1: When a friend leaves you a package containing drugs. This can be:

  * e.g.,  ... I was having a boring day until I went in my car and saw my friend K. Cobain left a care package for me. My day was instantly brightened! "I left my friend GO DJ HaKa a care package of 2 blunts & 2 X pills. This will help him to have a great birthday night with his hookers." 

 [ "Care Package" ]

2: ) With your knowing (calls you that he's bringing it or text to check somewhere he left it for you)

 [ "Care Package" ]

3: ) As a surprise (left in your car, left under the xmas tree, or in your mailbox etc) Usually care packages contain things like but aren't limited to: pre-rolled joints or blunts, loose grams (low or high grade) cannabis, Methylenedioxymethamphetamine (MDMA, ecstasy), Hydrocodone (Norco Lorcet Vicodin Lortabs), Oxycodone (Percocet, Oxycontin, Endocet, Primlev), Alprazolam (Xanax, Handlebars) , Benzoylmethylecgonine (Cocaine, Crack), Codeine (Actavis, Tylenol T3, 2065 V 4 etc), Promethazine (pills or liquid), alcohol, cigarettes, or Salvia Divinorum.

 [ "Care Package" ]

1: A poop that was taken while standing on a toilet seat in an attempt to land it in the bowl.

  * e.g.,  ... "Yo, Toby's Care Package stuck clean to the seat ,come look" 

 [ "Columbian Care Package" ]

1: When a man inserts his superglue-covered penis into a woman's vagina, then subsequently cuts it off and leaves, forcing the woman to either go to the ER or find another way to get it out.

  * e.g.,  ... Tom: Shit man, Phillip gave some prostitute a Columbian Care Package right before he commited suicide! 

 [ "Juggalo Care Packages" ]

1: Packages of nothing. Juggalos don't give a fuck about anything except "neden" and the "wicked shit" so why would they make care packages? duh!

  * e.g.,  ... Soldier: "Yo dawgs check out my Juggalo Care Packages! Hey what the fuck? It's an empty box! Man fuck ICP I'm gonna cap they ass!" 

 [ "Drop a Care Package" ]

1: (V) To have to go to the bathroom. Normally going #

  * e.g.,  ... "Hey man, I gotta go drop a care package. Do you know where the bathroom is?" - HHH 

 [ "Gainesville care package" ]

1: When one defecates onto another person, or their belongings, from a distance of one story (average of 14 feet) or higher. If there are more than 3 care packages being called in on the person or item, the action is effectively deemed a Gainesville shit swarm.

  * e.g.,  ... My roommate left the dishes in the sink so I called in a Gainesville care package on his scooter in the parking lot…😭😭 

 [ "Care Package Glitch" ]

1: A recently patched glitch that gives you unlimited care packages in Modern Warfare 2 that was previously used only by faggots, bitches, and cocksuckers who can't play the game.

  * e.g.,  ... Johnny: The whole other team is care package glitching! they have 15 care packages right now. Jimmy: Fuckin faggots....